When Eric insisted on paying for our first date, I thought I had met the perfect gentleman. He arrived with roses, a sweet gift, and engaging conversation. Our evening at an Italian restaurant felt like a romantic comedy, set up by my best friend, Mia, who insisted I give Eric a chance.
The date was exceptional—Eric was charming and attentive. However, the next morning, I received a shocking text: an invoice for the date, itemizing “charges” like a hug for the bouquet and a coffee date for the gift. Initially thinking it was a joke, I quickly realized Eric was serious.
In disbelief, I shared the invoice with Mia, and her boyfriend Chris responded with a hilariously petty revenge invoice of his own. Eric’s angry texts followed, but I blocked him, keeping the keychain as a reminder of the strangest date ever.