Life’s a Comedy: 11 Funniest Jokes About Bars, Jobs, and Quirky Animals

Need a quick pick-me-up? Laughter is the best cure for stress. Here’s a collection of short, hilarious jokes to brighten your day!

Two Shots

A man orders two daily shots at a bar—one for him, one for his distant brother. One day, he orders one. Concerned, the bartender asks, “Is your brother okay?” He replies, “He’s fine. I quit drinking.”

Penguin Road Trip

A driver with 50 penguins is told to take them to the zoo. The next day, they’re still in his truck. He says, “I did take them to the zoo! Today, we’re headed to the beach.”

The Plasterer Duck

A pub-visiting duck, working construction, is suggested for a circus job. Curious, he asks, “Why would they need a plasterer?”

From clever punchlines to quirky characters, these jokes are sure to deliver laughs in under a minute!

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