A man sends a text to his neighbor:
“Bob, I need to confess something that’s been eating me up with guilt. I’ve been using your wife when you’re not around—probably more than you.
It’s been so thrilling and enjoyable that I just couldn’t stop myself. Sometimes it lasts for hours.
I know this doesn’t justify my actions, but I don’t get the same at home. I can’t handle the guilt anymore and needed to come clean.
I’m truly sorry, and I promise it won’t happen again.”
Outraged and furious, Bob storms into his bedroom and confronts his wife. Moments later, the man sends another message:
“Stupid autocorrect! I meant to say Wi-Fi, not wife.”
