Bob, after a night of enjoying himself a bit too much, stumbled into bed beside his wife. The next morning, he found himself standing before the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed him he had passed away in his sleep. Desperate to return, Bob was offered the chance—if he agreed to come back as a chicken. Bob reluctantly agreed and soon found himself on a farm, bewildered by his new reality. A rooster explained that he was ovulating, and Bob, surprised, laid several eggs. Just as he was about to lay another, his wife woke him up, scolding him for being drunk and making a mess.
In another farmyard tale, a city man struggled to milk a cow, only to learn from the farmer that he was trying to milk a machine, not the cow! These jokes are funny because they turn everyday experiences into absurd situations.
